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Usually it comes from popular expressions in film and television networks, and more often because of a certain social phenomenon, which has produced some opinions that are accepted by everyone. Due to the selection of new online words at the end of each year, coupled with the focus of the media, the recognition of new online words continues to increase and they are increasingly integrated into people's lives. This kind of network terminology is usually divided into several categories: homophonic type, pinyin abbreviation type, pictographic action type, English abbreviation type, digital type, and industry-specific type.
Examples
I don’t call me, I am called ----even
The age is not called the age is called the annual ring
< p>It’s not a cockroach, it’s a cockroach, it’s ----XiaoqiangWhat’s not a cockroach, it’s ----Xia Mi , Shenma
Don’t call it ----Biao (嫑)
If you like it or not, call it ----porridge
It’s not called like this, it’s called ----Jianzi
It’s not called that way, it’s called ----Yangzi
Isn’t strong, it’s called---- Gongshen
Elder brother is not called eldest brother, but is called-----------Xiongtai
Comments are not called suggestions, but they are called---Paizhuan
Support is not called support, called ------------top
Strong support is not called strong support, called --------- ---Crazy top
Card games are not called card games, they are called ----killing
Chasing girls is not called chasing girls, but called MM
Looking at MM is not called looking at MM, it is called ----Appraisal
Is it good to look good? It is called ——Seductive
It’s not amazing, but it’s called——cow x!
Awkwardness is not called embarrassment, it is called-sweat or embarrassment
Sneer is not called sarcasm, it is called-huh
You come in and don’t call you in, call- - Random entry
Excitement is not called excitement, it is called ----high
Eating and drinking is not called eating and drinking, it is called ----corruption
Called a treat, called ----anti-corruption
Text rubbing game, called rpwt test
Does the post always call old, it’s called Mars
Return to the old post Or the old Weibo, called-dig graves
Qiaobian is not called Xiaobian-----Chen Shuibian-
I don’t know if I don’t know, I don’t know, it’s called Phuket Island
p>There are also some more commonly used Internet terms, such as: GG (brother) JJ (sister) DD (brother) MM (meimei) prawn rookie frog dinosaur net worm hacker flash guest zebra pig etc.
PK is one-on-one.
Fans are fans and star chasers.
Chasing girls is not called chasing girls, it’s called-picking up girls.
Things are not called things, they are called --Dongdong
Extreme excitement is not called special excitement, it is called--to high
If you have the ability, you don't have the ability, but you are called--have the material.
Unlucky It's bad luck, it's bad.
Single women are not called single women, they are called-petty bourgeoisie
Single men are not called single men, they are called-diamond king and old five
I’m bitten by countless mosquitoes. I’m bitten by countless mosquitoes. It’s called--New Mosquito Lianbo
I wish you happiness or not, I wish you happiness.........Call you a pig Happiness
Unification: synonymous with painting walls and sweeping buildings. That is to say, the entire page is your reply, a kind of condemned behavior
XXXX said: a kind of post-verb, such as eating dinner
XXXXing: XXXX is in progress, Is XXXX. For example, surfing the Internet
PP: photos, but if it means playing PP, it means kick your ass
kick your ass: hit your ass
GF: girl friend, girlfriend (of course, it can also be grandfather~~laugh)
BF: boy friend, boyfriend
SJB: Neuropathy (World Cup)
PMP: flattering (PMPMP: flattering desperately)
MPJ: flattering
kick: flat
slap: slapped
Jam: Awarded
BXCM: Ice and Snow Smart
LOL: 1. Laugh Out Loud, laugh; 2. Laugh Out Loud, League of Legends (game abbreviation)
KFC : Kxxx & Fxxx & Cxx, if you have a grudge against someone, just KFC him
PK: player kill, hacking, attacking, it can also be interpreted as first approval and then K
< p>btw: by the way, by the wayPS: two meanings, btw or photoshop (a computer retouching software)
CU: see you, goodbye
p>RMB: Renminbi
Zou Zhao Gong: Super strong
Owner, Banzhu: Moderator, manager of the forum section, compare the water version to a small The shop, they are the shop second.
Divers: Those guys who like to watch other people fill their water without filling themselves
Crazy: Can’t stand the stimulus and behave abnormally
THX, 3X: Thanks, thank you
sigh: sigh
cool: cool
pm: private message from the forum
zip it: shut up
DL: download, download
PUB: The ftp scanned on the network can be uploaded and downloaded temporarily. It also refers to the act of transferring files to pubftp for sharing.
BRB: Be right back, come back soon
TTYL: Talk to you later, goodbye, talk to you next time
BBL: be back later Come back
Bun: If someone looks ugly or stupid, just call him a bun
Fan: very, very
Protein: BD+BC+SJB
Love tiger oil: I love you, I love you
Watch: No, for example, if the watch is too good, it shouldn’t be too good.
Bangdang: the sound of fainting
Pig baby: the oral language passed by CCF, good boy
Headshot: the vocabulary introduced in the game, Someone hit his head
748: Go to hell
886, 88: Goodbye
847: Don’t get angry
987: Don’t go, don’t go
55555: Crying
XXX: Things unsuitable for children
blah-blah: Repeatedly repeat
Hohou, Houhou, Kaka, Kaka, Hehe, xixi: Modal auxiliary words
+U Come on.
BC idiot
BOT robot.
BTW Bye The Way, by the way.
BT is abnormal. Example: Internet surfing with your nose is also very BT. Or BitTorrent, a new P2P download tool.
CC ①xixi, hee hee, Xixi. Hey. ②Jealous, jealous.
CT police.
DBC idiot
Brother DD.
The auxiliary word "的" in the di structure is specially used at the end of a sentence to express emphasis. Example: Not so di!
e Disgusting.
eg for example.
FOAF Friend of a Friend, a friend of a friend.
GF Girl Friend, girlfriend.
Friend of a Friend Friend of a Friend.
GB Nintendo's famous handheld game console (GameBoy), and GBA (GameBoyAdvance).
Brother GG.
gx congratulations.
Haha Haha. Laughter
Boss monster, game monster
Hehe haha. Laughter
hiahia onomatopoeia, weird laughter.
HIGH is high, and it is often used in behaviors such as drinking.
hoho hearty laughter.
HP health.
me2 me too, me too.
mop, an acronym for idleness. From the Mop website, the member on Mop is called "Mopper". The original meaning in English is "mop".
N means thinking. Example: N...N...
NB ① Great. There are also: NBHH, Niubi, Niuren, Da Niu. ② Natural Beautiful.
nod nod (action).
O ①Answer others' silly words. Example: O...O...I want to vomit! ②Sometimes it is also used to mean: "I", "ou". ③Oh.
Abbreviation for PC Personal Computer.
PF admires.
PK Person-killing, one-on-one, an online duel of virtual human lives.
PM ①Private Message, private message, is the private message on the forum. ②Pardon Me, please forgive me. ③Pokemon/Pokemon English abbreviation (pocket monster)
Puke vomits.
PvP was renamed from PK, because the South Korean government has ordered game developers to change "PK" to "PvP" (Player Versus Player).
pw password, password.
Q ① Please. Example: I QQ you, give me your phone number.
② Cute. It is the transliteration of English "CUTE";
③ Use the icq chat tool to call. Example: The day before yesterday, I Q Q you.
R tone particle, surprise. Example: R? You are a primary school student.
rt as the title. When it is used to post a new post, when the content has been typed on the title, only rt is indicated in the content column.
U You, you. For example: Thank U! "Thank you!". There is also Ur, which means: your, yours. I served U, which means: I served you.
vs duel. Unlike pk, vs does not necessarily represent a separate challenge.
W King or Wan. Example: Newcomer W. Broken W.
Y WHY, why?
YK young teeth, young, juvenile.
The state of zzZZz sleeping.
Dad toolbar, toolbar.
Screen refreshing refers to refreshing a page of a chat or forum with repeated sentences to clean the layout.
Lovely and poor but no one loves it.
Hematemesis describes a depressed mood.
It looks like a vomiting object.
The big man is fine. (Japanese)
Gugou Google search engine. Also written as "Gu Dog".
Han exclaimed, afraid. Sometimes it is also written as "Khan". Example: The view upstairs is terrible. Cold~!
Open the picture and open to the public.
I used to express admiration, or unexpected.
I flashed to express that I can't afford to hide.
Team refers to a group of members organized to participate in a computer game competition.
The customs act in which the disc was beaten.
Throw bricks to follow up.
Grab one. Grab the first reply position in the miscellaneous forum.
Grab the whole qz, rush to post the whole number of posts.
Paid bricks refers to a critical attitude when replying to posts.
Making things up is an exaggeration.
The warm quilt prize refers to the Nobel Prize.
Big laugh. Great laughter.
Tangible and stylish.
Axe version of the vice.
Upstairs Upstairs is the reply to the above post. There are also a series of terms such as "downstairs", "top floor", "ground floor", "poster (poster)" and so on.
Can Nian ①Unfortunate; ②Death. (Japanese)
Mother generation (or nothing) No, no. (Nanjing pronunciation).
Water vapor, which is purer than pure water, is a blank post with no text or any content.
Ink is humorous.
Kimchi refers to browsing in the forum.
Win the bar Win98. There is also a similar: the plague is dead (windows).
Comic fan.
Diving means staying in the chat room without talking.
Irrigation refers to publishing some meaningless text on the Internet.
It's often gray, very very.
Baked Chicken HomePage, personal homepage, "Bamboo Leaf"
Cat Modem, Modem (for dial-up Internet access)
Wang Qiugegui refers to sneakers.
Throw the gun and shoot out the sight with the feeling.
Blind sniper doesn’t open the scope, but shoots the sniper rifle directly
Ben Ladeng bin Laden< /p>
Su Shi
Pure face without makeup
Pure water contentless post
Practicing sniper techniques
Put a post at the top of the list
The boss takes the lead. Sometimes it’s someone touted by everyone, sometimes it’s someone beaten up by everyone
The person who made the flash
The forum or chat room next door
Toilet article Bad article
Vest refers to a post with multiple IDs owned by a person
Asses traveler
Pit will cause a lot of people to reply to the post.
No, it's not. Cantonese
Speaking of…… comes from the Japanese grammar "……とぃぃます", expressing thoughts and feelings. Example: It seems that he is old and tough.
Super/Strong/Ha/Huge/Crazy/Serious... It means special, exaggerating and strengthening the tone. Example: You are super awesome! I seriously support your statement!
BBS: ①The abbreviation of Bulletin Board System, refers to the electronic bulletin board system, and is collectively referred to as the forum in China. ②Bob, the abbreviation of Big-Breasted Sister.
Owner: Moderator, you can also write Banzhu. The beautiful homophony due to pinyin input. The deputy moderator is called "Bang Axe".
Vest: Registered members have registered other names. These names are collectively referred to as the vest. The opposite of the vest is the main ID. Example: Qingmei suggested that the owner should not use the vest to speak when he conducts version management.
Rookie: Originally refers to people with relatively low computer skills, and later widely used in real life, refers to people who are not very good at a certain field. The opposite is the old bird.
Prawn: The common fake of "heroes" refers to senior networms who have a relatively long Internet age, or people who are particularly skilled in a certain aspect (such as computer technology or article level). Will be called so.
Gushing: Originally refers to posts published on forums that have little reading value. It is customary to refer to most posts and replies as "Gushing", which does not contain derogatory meaning.
Pure water: water without any substance, also called steam.
Sailor: People who like to irrigate. High-level ones are also called buckets, water ghosts, and narcissus. When referring to female irrigators, there is also a specific name: jellyfish.
Diving: People who stay in the forum every day, but do not post, only read the posts, and pay attention to the daily affairs of the forum.
Strike the iron: write a post, generally refers to a post with a little weight.
Baizhuan: Post a post of someone with a different view and understanding from others. Example: Please pay attention to your tone and attitude when you shoot bricks, otherwise it will easily turn into a ginseng rooster.
Screen refresh: Open a forum, all topic posts are posted with the same ID.
Sweeping the building: It is also called brushing the wall. When opening a forum, the last reply of all topic posts has the same ID.
Original: The person who posted the topic.
Guiluo: Replying to the same topic post, the average fan prefers the construction.
Upstairs: People who reply to the same thread one step earlier than you, as opposed to "downstairs."
Sofa: SF, the first person to reply. Later, people who could not sit on the sofa claimed that they were sitting on the "bed" or the host's "thigh"~
Chair: the second person who responded to the post
Bench: the third The person who replied to the post
Can Nian: What a pity it means "broken thoughts" etc.
Xiaoqiang: The cockroach in "Tang Bohu Points Autumn Fragrance" refers to a particularly tenacious vitality People.
Protein: fool + idiot + neurotic.
White bones: white-collar + backbone + elite.
La Duck: Rubbish (from the "Mcmug" series). "Hang La Duck" in Cantonese colloquialism means to commit suicide by hanging one's neck.
Kuso: Japanese pronunciation of "feces". At first, it taught game players how to "play bad games seriously," and then it was introduced to the mainland via Taiwan and gradually evolved into a "spoof".
San Mao Chao Si: The popular young author wrote a book with the same name as San Mao's work, a new idiom derived from it. It refers to a fanatical mental state of blindly believing in a certain theory or a certain character without completely ignoring the truth. From Longkong.
A woman from the Maopu Forum participated in the Athens Olympics on behalf of the forum. She once did a set of IQ questions widely circulated on the Internet, with a score of 145, and she famously said: No one is smarter than me as beautiful as me, and no one who is more beautiful than me is smarter than me. Tianya community then deduced a famous saying: No one who is better than me CJ is BT, and no one who is better than me BT is no CJ.
Sister Furong, a woman, an internet phenomenon. Since April 2005, she has been on the headlines of almost all websites, Sina, Tencent and other major websites and newspapers have rushed to report, and even China Central Radio has begun to discuss her phenomenon. The popularity and continued popularity of Sister Furong proves that some media and people have reached an extremely malicious state.
English abbreviation
1. DIY: The abbreviation of Do It Yourself, meaning do-it-yourself. Example: Qing Huan is too broken, the Qing eyebrow computer is broken and he is asked to fix it. He asks Qing eyebrow to DIY. 2, SOHO: Short for Small Office Home Officer, which means "office at home". Example: Xiaofei, the author of "The Ranger Show", belongs to the SOHO clan.
3. BUG: The original meaning is "bug", and later all computer-related faults are called "BUG". Example: Every time there is a BUG in the Xia Ke community, Qing Mei jumps anxiously.
4, I served U: I served you... the classic lines in Zhou Xingxing's film. Example: You can actually make Qinghuan not say "no" to you, I take U!
5. Yi Meier: The transliteration of Email, the meaning of email. It can also be referred to as "meier" for short. Example: Qingmei never uses Yimeier. It's useless to write to her.
6, CU: See You abbreviation with transliteration, goodbye. Example: CU, come here today.
7. IC: I see the abbreviation of I See with transliteration, I know. Example: IC, you are a neurotic. (Classic lines in "A Chinese Journey to the West")
8, Q: The transliteration of Cute, cute. Example: Ao Yuehan looks good, like a Barbie doll.
9, FT: Ditex, short for Faint, meaning fainting and fainting.
10, SP: support, support.
11. Lost: The transliteration of BUY, the meaning of buying.
12. SIGH: Sigh, there is a sense of helplessness.
13, LOL: Laugh Out Loud, laugh.
14, KFC: Kill fu*king customers.
15, PK: player kill.
16, BTW: By the way, by the way.
17. BRB: Be right back, come back soon.
18. TTYL: Talk to you later, talk about it later.
19. BBL: Be back later. I'll be back later.
20, kick your ass: hit your ass.
21, PPL: people, people.
22, PLZ: please, please, it is also abbreviated to PLS.
23, RUOK: Are you OK?
24, IOWAN2BWU: I only want to be with you.
25, M$ULKeCraZ: Miss you like crazy.
26, CUL8R: see you later.
27. IMHO: In my humble opinion.
Transliteration terms
1, 3166: Sayo Nara, Japanese, goodbye.
2, 886: Bye bye, goodbye.
3, 3Q: Thank You, thank you.
4, 7456: I am so angry.
5, 9494: That's it.
6, 818: Gossip, from the Tianya community.
7, 616: Take a walk. Usually when posting pictures of cats and flowers when replying to posts, it is commonly known as "walking for a walk".
8, 8: No.
9, 54: The homophony of "ignoring", that is, ignoring a person and expressing the greatest disdain for it.
10, 4242: Yes, yes.
11. Porridge: I like it.
12. There is no such thing. "Wood" comes from the pronunciation of Guizhou. "Miyou" is also used in the same way.
13. Fan: Very. From South Fujian dialect.
14. Table: "Don't" read the legion, which is said to come from the pronunciation of Shanghainese.
15. Bailan: "White Egg" from South Fujian, which means a person is both stupid and insulting, troublesome, and derogatory.
16. Element: The pronunciation of "Yes" in Taiwanese Mandarin. Corresponding to it is "8 prime".
17. Jiangzi: "This way" is quickly read with a continuous tone, which is also called "Crimson Purple".
18. Cool: also say "pants" and "ku", the transliteration of Cool.
19. Even: the pronunciation of "I" in Taiwanese Mandarin.
20. Shrimp: What, what's the meaning, comes from the pronunciation of Hokkien.
21. Mouth-resistant: also said to be bearable, meaning cute.
22, drops: of, ground.
23. About this: this.
24. Ben four: stupid homophony.
25. Jam: Exceeding the prize.
26, vest decision: Ma Jiajue.
27. Potassium disulfide iodide: KISS.
28. Kacha: A certain kind of operation that must be done before practicing "Sunflower Treasure".
29. Kou Nian: Poor.
30. Ginseng Rooster: A pass for "personal attack".
31. Mud: You.
32. Haokang: It looks good. From South Fujian dialect.
33. Tube: Comrade.
34, thick, roar, kaka, kaka, hee hee, xixi, hiahia, etc.: expressing laughter, usually used as modal auxiliary words.
35, 99 Good night
Anime term
1. TV version: refers to the animated version on TV.
2. OVA: Original Video Anime (Original Video Anime), which is opposite to TV and is not shown on TV.
3. Theater version: the movie version of the animation.
4, OST: Original Sound Track (original music album), special collection of music related to a certain animation.
5, OP: opening song/theme song.
6, ED: Ending song.
7. CV: Voice actors, voice actors.
8. STAFF: All members who participated in the production of the adapted animation will be included in the event props.
9, OTAKU: Japanese, "Otaku". Otakuhara refers to people who are passionate and proficient in animation, manga and computer games (ACG), and generally refers to people who are passionate about subculture and have a deep understanding of the culture.
10. Juvenile teeth: also known as "sex people", young, not very sensible.
11. Master: a very strong person.
12, SF: SCIENCE FICTION, works of science fiction machinery.
13, FF: FINAL FANTASY, Final Fantasy.
14, M0: MACROSS ZERO, Macross Zero.
15. Obasan: an old woman with a 38-type
16. Brother Gui: a strong man with full body muscles.
17. Sister Gui: The big sister with full body muscles.
18. Yu Jie: A woman older than herself.
19. Bad tastes: quirks, special preferences that are out of the ordinary.
20. Meteor: Refers to a CG picture with a little erotic or a little dew point.
21. Kouhu: Hong Kong-style animation terminology, which can also be written as "Kou Gu Yue", which is equivalent to a modal auxiliary word such as "Kao".
22. Kou Jie: Hong Kong comics are often used to refer to the laughter of bad guys, especially wicked laughter.
23. Boom killing: Hong Kong comics term used to refer to the action of killing someone.
24. Waste wood: Hong Kong comic terms refer to waste and useless people.
25. Breaking the sky: Hong Kong comics term, "breaking the sky", can be used when uncomfortable.
26. Against the sky: Hong Kong comics terminology refers to walking against the sky. It can be used when angry.
27. Not enough class: Hong Kong comic language, meaning not qualified.
28. Closing voice: Hong Kong comics term refers to shut up.
29. Riding a bull: casual, casual, simple, and artistic attitude.
Danmei terminology
1. Danmei: from Japanese, originally meant to refer to aestheticism, and later interpreted by Taiwan, it became a synonym for BL, specifically referring to female writers writing/painting to women Novels or comics read by readers. In fact, in Japan, JUNE is the representative name for BL.
2, BL: BOY’S LOVE, gay. Homophonic glass, also called comrade.
3, GL: GIRL’S LOVE, lesbian.
4, 㚻: (Japanese: やおい, Japanese Romanization: Yaoi), this term comes from Japanese publishing genre, involving Japanese manga, fanzine, animation and art creation of lovers. It focuses on the homosexual relationship between two male characters and has a more direct sexual description.
5. Lace: lesbine, lesbian, lesbian for short, also known as homosexuality, Lara.
6. Offensive and susceptible: small offense refers to the active person among gay men, and small offensive refers to the passive person among gay men.
7. Top and bottom: The little top refers to the active person among the lesbians, and the little bottom refers to the passive person among the lesbians.
8. Doujin Girls: Women who like BL culture so much are called "fu women" in Japanese.
9. Tanmei Wolf: Women who love Tanmei literature so much are more advanced than their fangirls.
Classic term
1. CJ looks up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. (From the End of the World)
2. It's a tragedy on earth, and I choked silently. (From Tianya, you can reply to speechless posts like this)
3. Be kind. (Classic lines from "Mobile")
4. If you come out and mix, you will have to pay it back sooner or later. (Classic lines from "Infernal Affairs")
5. This endless life. (Shi Weihan's classic lines from "Splitting Empty Knife")
6. Life is really lonely as snow.
7. Irrigation is a virtue.
8, what is the kingly way. (For example: spoof is king.)
9, YY is my way of thinking, BT is the realm I pursue. (From Maopu)
10. The tiger's body shook and left in three points. (From Tianya, Tianya replies to a post three minutes. "Tiger Body Shocked" is often seen in Huang Yi's works)
Harmonious Term
1. LOLI: Luo Li, meaning a young girl. Lolita from "LOLITA" originally refers to little girls under 12 years old, generally refers to the innocent and cute to the white-eyed little girls. [Similar young boys are called "Shinta" and come from the Jintian Shoutaro in "Iron Man No. 28", and the first is wearing a suit and shorts. ]
2, LOLI control: People who have a strong preference for Luo Li
3, 18x: Cannot watch under 18 years old.
4. Queen: Female masters are called queens, and they are generally arrogant and cruel. The usual image of a queen always wears tights, high heels, and a whip in her hand. Later it was extended to be a strong woman.
5. Holy water: Refers to urination. The counterpart is "gold", which refers to stool. The golden holy water is an indispensable prop in the novels of the training department.
6. Doujin: The second creation, the plot or characters in the famous masterpieces are derived from their own stories. Fan creation is not limited to BL, and general-oriented works are also available.
7. Female body: change the male characters in the original work to girls for fan creation.
8. Doujinshi: Books published by the author at his own expense. Books published by publishers are called "Business Chronicles".
Digital homophonic
1, beginning with "0"
01925: You still love me.
02746: You are disgusting.
02825: Do you love me or not.
03456: You are useless for love.
0437: You are a nerve.
045617: You are my oxygen.
04527: You are my beloved wife.
04535: Do you miss me.
04551: You are my only one.
0456: You are mine.
04567: You are my old wife.
0457: You are my wife.
045692: You are my favorite.
0487: You are an idiot.
0487561: You are an idiot without medicine.
0564335: Think of me when you are bored.
0594184: You and I will last forever.
065: Forgive me.
06537: You make me angry.
07382: You deceive good and fear evil.
0748: Go and die.
07868: Are you full?
08056: You ignore me.
0837: Don't be angry.
095: You are looking for me.
098: You go.
2, the beginning of "1"
14580 If you want to die, I will help you 12580 One click I will help you 1314: For a lifetime.
1314920: I will love you forever.
1372: Wishful thinking.
1392010: I will love you all my life.
1414: To die to die; meaning.
147: I am in love.
1573: I am deeply affectionate.
1589854: If you want me to send it, I will send it five times.
1711: Wholeheartedly.
177155: MISS. (This is not a homophonic, but a pictogram)
1920: I still love you.
1930: I still miss you.
3, "2" beginning
200: I love you.
20110: I love you for one hundred and ten years.
20184: Love you forever.
2030999: I love you and miss you for a long time.
2037: Sad for you.
20475: Love you is happiness.
20609: I love you forever.
20863: Love you in the next life.
220225: Love you, love me.
230: I love you to death.
234: Love is with you.
235: I want to miss you.
2406: I love you to death.
246: Starved to death.
246437: Love is so magical.
25184: Love me forever.
25873: Love me to this life.
25910: Love me longer.
25965: If you love me, stay with me.
259695: Know me when you love me.
259758: Marry me if you love me.
2627: Love comes and loves.
282: Are you hungry?
256895: You are a cute puppy.
4, "3" beginning
300: miss you.
30920: I love you if I miss you.
3013: I miss you all my life.
310: According to you first.
31707: LOVE. (This word needs to look at 30707 upside down)
32062: Miss your love.
032069: I want to love you for a long time.
3207778: I want to blow the air with you.
330335: Think about you, think about me.
3344587: Unchanging heart from life to life.
3399: A long time.
356: Go online.
35910: Miss me longer.
359258: Love me if you think about me.
360: Miss you.
369958: God, save me.
3731: Sincerely.
39: Thank you.
30920: I love you if I miss you.
5, "4" beginning
419 English literal translation for one night one night stand
440295: Thank you for loving me.
447735: Miss me all the time.
4456: Come back quickly.
456: It's me.
460: Miss you.
4980: Only for you.
48: Right.
6, beginning with "5"
505: SOS.
507680: I must chase you.
510: I follow you.
51020: I still love you.
51095: I want you to marry me.
51396: I am going to sleep.
514: Meaningless.
515206: I don't love you anymore.
518420: I love you all my life.
520: I love you.
5201314: I love you forever.
52094: I love you to death.
521: I am willing.
52306: I am in love with you.
5240: I love you.
52460: I love you so much.
5260: I have a crush on you.
530: I miss you.
5366: I want to talk.
5376: I am angry.
53719: I am still affectionate.
53770: I want to kiss you.
53782: I am in a bad mood.
53880: I want to hug you.
53980: I want to beat you down.
540086: I am your girlfriend.
5406: I am yours.
5420: I only love you.
54335: Nothing to think about me.
543720: I really love you.
54430: I miss you all the time.
5452830: I miss you all the time.
546: I lost.
5460: I miss you.
5490: I will find you.
54920: I always love you.
555......: Uuuuu (crying).
55646: I'm so bored.
5620: I love you very much.
5360: I miss you.
5630: I miss you very much.
564335: Think of me when you are bored.
570: I am angry with you.
57350: I only care about you.
57386: I went to work.
57410: My heart belongs to you.
574839: I actually don't want to leave.
5776: I'm out.
58: Good night.
584520: I swear I love you.
586: I am not coming.
587: I'm sorry.
5871: I don't mind.
59240: My favorite is you.
59420: I just love you.
59520: I will always love you.
596: I'm leaving.
517230: I have fallen in love with you.
5170: I want to marry you.
5209484: I am an idiot if I love you.
7, "6" beginning
609: to permanent.
6120: Too lazy to care about you.
6785753: There is nowhere to be seen.
6868: Go go go go go.
687: I'm sorry.
6699: Shun Shunlili
8, beginning with "7"
70345: Please believe me.
706: Get up.
70626: Please stay.
7087: Please don't go.
70885: Please help me.
721: Dear you.
729: Go for a drink.
7319: Forever.
737420: I love you in this life and this life.
73807: Deep love and fear of shallow fate.
740: I am mad at you.
7408695: Actually you don't know me.
74520: Actually I love you.
74074: Go to death, go to death.
74839: Actually, I don't want to leave.
756: Kiss me.
765: Go dancing.
770880: Kiss you and hug you.
7731: Heart-to-heart.
7752: Kiss and love.
77543: Guess who I am.
77895: Hold me tightly.
786: I'm full.
7998: Go for a walk.
7086: Falling apart.
70345: Please believe me.
780: I care about you.
706519184: Please let me rely on forever.
7758258: Kiss me, love me.
9, "8" beginning
8006: Ignore you.
8013: Accompany you for life.
8074: To piss you off.
8084: BABY.
81176: Stop being together.
82475: Being loved is happiness.
825: Don't love me.
837: Don't be angry.
8384: Nothing is wrong.
85941: Help me tell him.
860: I will not keep you.
865: Don't mess with me.
8716: Eight Yale.
88: Bye Bye.
886: Bye Barra.
8834760: Long lovesickness is only for you.
898: Let's break up.
10, beginning with "9"
902535: Please love me and miss me.
9089: Please don't go.
910: It's up to you.
918: Come on.
920: I love you.
9213: Love for life.
9240: My favorite is you.
930: I miss you so much.
93110: I really want to see you.
940194: Tell you one thing.
9494: That's right.
95: Save me.
987: I'm sorry.
9908875: Please don't abandon me.
Networm: People who are obsessed with the Internet
Chatworm: People who like to chat in online chat rooms
Prawn: Internet masters, also known as heroes .
Rookie: a novice with little Internet experience.
Xinxiang: Mailbox
Dongdong: Things
Memei: Sister.
p>TLA: Thanks
CU: Goodbye
Rising prices have spawned new words
The new words spawned by rising prices are: "Mi you house" , "Garlic you are cruel", "Do you play with beans", "You can go", "Ping what", "Jiang you army", "Dolphin tribe", "Cotton palm", "Sugar Gaozong", "Sugar Xuanzong" , "Spend your money", "Dove your meat", "Salt is like jade", "Salt Lord".
New Words in 2013
"People are hard to tear down", "I feel tired and don't love", "I am staying", "Said to be more than enough", "Ten moves and refuses "", "People Officer"... How many hot words do you understand in 2013? Recently, the "2013 Internet buzzwords" summarized by netizens have been popular on the Internet, and "people are hard to dismantle", "feeling tired and not loving", "said to be overwhelmed" and so on have been selected. It is worth noting that compared with the past, the 2013 Internet buzzwords have become more difficult to understand and use more difficult.有语言学家称，网络语言环境催生的这些新词，让人们的语言表达能力更强，可以借助对词语的重新组合、简化甚至是衍生意义来表达复杂的情绪，以达到对无奈、纠结的吐槽。所以在2014年的新词快要出炉的时候，你再不快点学会2013年的网络新词汇，那就真是OUT了。
发展状况
当今社会已经进入网络时代，新词网络穷出不尽。到2014年底，全球网民数量近30亿，这个数字占到全球总人口数的40%；其中我国网民规模达6.49亿，网民中使用手机上网的人群占85.8%；随着网络时代的发展，网民数量还会不断地增多。而由网民创造、常用于网上交流、不同于传统语言的新型语言——网络语言正在风行全球。网络语言是时代发展过程中一种特定的语言现象，更是网络时代的特别产物。
值得一提的是，网络语言作为网络时代的特别产物，其研究已经成为当代语言学研究中的一个新增长点。随着研究的深入和拓展，一门充满活力的新兴语言学科——网络语言学应运而生。这门学科是由我国语言学家周海中教授在2000年发表的《一门崭新的语言学科——网络语言学》一文中首先提出的。提出一门富有生命力和影响力的新学科，不仅需要敏锐的眼光，更需要非凡的勇气和出众的才智。网络语言学的诞生，标志着网络语言研究开始进入一个新的里程。 2003年，西班牙语言学家圣地亚哥·珀施特圭罗教授出版了全球首部专著《网络语言学：网络上的语言、话语和思想》，并从学理上对网络语言学进行了较为全面和深入的研究。 2011年，英国语言学家戴维·克里斯特尔教授出版了全球首本教材《网络语言学：学生指南》，并对网络语言学现有知识和成果进行了综合归纳和系统阐述。目前，网络语言学的研究领域已经从语言学扩展到了教育学、传播学、社会学、心理学、法学等学科。不过，网络语言学的理论体系和研究方法还有待进一步完善。
热门新词
2011年热门新词：1. 神马都是浮云 2. 给力 3. 我爸是李刚 4.羡慕嫉妒恨 5. 你应该知道的 6. 鸭梨 7. 非常艰难的决定 8. 蒜你狠系列（豆你玩、姜你军、煤超疯，苹神马……） 9. 围脖（微博） 10. 凡客体 11. 不怕狼一样的对手 就怕猪一样的校友 12. 闹太套
2012年热门新词：1.你幸福吗;2.元芳你怎么看；3.高富帅、白富美；4.中国好声音；5.江南Style；6.躺着也中枪；7.吊（屌）丝的逆袭；8.舌尖上的中国；9.最炫民族风；10.给跪了;11.城乡结合部；12.洗剪吹
2013年热门新词：不明觉厉、十动然拒、男默女泪、火钳刘明、累觉不爱、喜大普奔、细思恐极、人艰不拆……这些令人一头雾水，却貌似成语的网络新词，在网络世界悄然流行开来，连众多老网虫都纷纷大呼看不懂。
这些“成语”虽言简意赅晦涩难懂，但而今却横行网络，如果没人带着“扫盲”，一时半会还真弄不懂网上这些新鲜人究竟在表达什么意思。
这套神奇的语言行文方式，也引发了众多网友对网络语言环境的关注。一位上海网友发微博写了一篇不明觉厉、男默女泪的扫盲科普帖，帖子被整理汇总成一篇通俗易懂的“词语表”，作者还分别为这些“词语”加上了释义、语源、举例引申，同时贴上链接等。全文如下：
不哭站撸bù kū zhàn lū
释义：「屌丝不哭，站起来撸」的缩略形式。
语源：百度李毅吧
例句：骚年～，屌丝终有逆袭日，木耳再无回粉时。
不明觉厉bù míng jué lì
释义：亦作「虽不明，但觉厉」，「虽然不明白你在说什么，但是听起来感觉很厉害的样子」的缩略形式，表面词义用于表达菜鸟对专业型技术型高手的崇拜，引申词义用于吐槽对方过于深奥不知所云的言语行为，或作为伪装自己深藏不露的托辞。英文版本是「Not quite understand, but that was amazing.」
语源：周星驰《食神》、《上古卷轴 5：天际》
例句：楼主的帖子真是～，看罢久久不能回过神来。
引申：「虽不明，但觉厉，直膝箭」是「虽然不明白你在说什么，但是听起来感觉很厉害的样子，直到膝盖中了一箭」的缩略形式，「直膝箭」表示转折和否认，英文版本是「Then I took an arrow in the knee.」
抄技百chāo jì bǎi
释义：「没仔细看技能，去抄一百遍」的缩略形式。
例句：这位童鞋，我还是劝你赶紧回家～，别装逼不成反秀了下限。
地命海心dìmìng hǎi xīn
释义：「吃地沟油的命，操中南海的心」的缩略形式。
例句：LZ 真是典型的～，还是洗洗睡吧。
引申：「吃地沟油的命，操中南海的心；生日本人的气，砸中国人的车」。
碉堡了 diāo bǎo le
释义：「屌（diǎo）爆了」的雅化谐音，用以表达某人或某事物「非常惊人」「很厉害」等含义，亦可表达「震惊了」「悲剧了」等几种意思。由周杰伦口头禅进化而来，后在百度李毅吧被发扬光大。
语源：周杰伦、百度李毅吧
例句：我勒个去～，这个帖子真是逆天啊。
引申：「弱爆了」是「碉堡了」的反义词。
毒德大学，焦锐奶化dú dé dà xué, jiāo ruì nǎi huà
释义：「毒！德味！大师！学习了！焦内如刀割般锐利！焦外如奶油般化开！」的缩略形式，语源于国内摄影圈，用以讽刺摄影论坛中充满毫无营养的、机械式回帖的现状。毒，就是中毒，讽刺摄影新手所普遍认为的好的器材决定照片质量的观点；德味，讽刺德国相机镜头的味道（用德系相机拍得的照片在红色和蓝色上显得比较浓郁，焦外色彩过渡自然）之说法。焦内如刀割般锐利，指的是出图的锐度；焦外如奶油般化开，指的是色散、紫边、光斑、二线性、色彩过渡等参数。
例句：锐度爆表，～，你还是别拍片子了。
飞蝗芜湖fēi huáng wú hú
释义：「非黄勿护」的谐音，意思指虽然标题看上去很黄，但内容实际上是很温馨很感人的，请吧主不要删。
语源：百度李毅吧
例句：深夜福利轰炸直播，～。
活撸辈 huó lū bèi
释义：「活该撸一辈子」的缩略形式。
例句：就我这点才学呐，唉，～了。
火钳刘明huǒ qián liú míng
释义：「火前留名」的异体，通常在一些鬼畜、福利或者具有争议的作品刚出来时使用，表示看好这作品会火的可能性而在前排留名。
语源：AcFun
例句：好帖子不多说，赶紧～。
引申：「万火留」是「万一火了呢，先留名」的缩略形式；「山前刘明」是「删前留名」的异体。
经拿滚 /精拿滚 jīng ná gǔn
释义：「经验拿好赶紧滚粗」的缩略形式，用于贬损那些通过大量发送毫无营养的水贴等手段赚取百度贴吧经验值的人。
语源：百度李毅吧
例句：日常党速度来～回话题区，好走不送。
裤脱我看kù tuō wǒ kàn /脱裤看这 tuō kù kàn zhè
释义：「裤子都脱了就给我看这个？」的缩略形式，形容被标题党文不对题的内容所蒙骗。
语源：2ちゃんねる掲示板
例句：被骗了，原来是男的，～…
来信砍lái xìn kǎn
释义：「来 XX 信不信我砍死你」（XX 为地名）的缩略形式，语出百度李毅吧一黑龙江网民的「来东北信不信我砍死你」，通常用于调侃东北的三个大砍省民风彪悍。
语源：百度李毅吧
例句：以下是我把该电影定性为烂片的十大理由，不服～！
引申：「来信碾」是「来北京信不信我碾死你」的缩略形式；「来信骗」是「来河南信不信我骗死你」的缩略形式。
累觉不爱lèi jué bù ài
释义：「很累，感觉自己不会再爱了」的缩略形式。
语源：豆瓣（作者：青青河边X）
例句：对于中国足球，我早已～了。
冷无缺lěng wú quē
释义：「冷漠，无理想，信仰缺失」的缩略形式，用以形容没有梦想、没有追求，没有爱的人。
语源：漫游 PPG 论坛（作者：hello1z）
例句：我直到昨天才发现自己是一个～而已。
李菊福lǐjú fú
释义：「理据服」的谐音，「有理有据，使人信服」的缩略形式，因被网友戏谑成「有你有菊，令人性福」而常常通过「楼主李菊福」「LZ 是写书的那个李菊福？」等句式调侃或讽刺楼主。
语源：百度李毅吧
例句：LZ 是写书的那个～？
妈哈 mā hā
释义：「XX 死妈笑哈哈」的缩略形式。
语源：百度李毅吧
例句：天天秀下限，爽场～。
么么哒 me me da
释义：亦作「摸摸哒」、「摸摸大」，表亲吻动作的拟声词，用以表达对一个人的钟情与喜爱。在发生某次李毅吧占领武艺（2010 年快乐男声全国总决赛季军）吧的事件后，有午饭（武艺的粉丝）在李毅吧苦苦哀求称「艺宝佷萌哒，瀙扪艿扪卟崾潶咃，庅庅哒~」，于是「么么哒」广为流传。
语源：百度李毅吧
例句：大家还是那么萌，～。
男默女泪nán mò nǚ lèi
释义：「男生看了会沉默，女生看了会流泪」的缩略形式，多用来形容某篇与情感爱情有关文章的主题。
语源：QQ 空间
例句：转载奥巴马写给男人的十句话，真是～，呜呜呜。
年娇处nián jiāo chù
释义：「那年阿娇还是处女」的缩略形式，用以形容对方知道的太晚，或所描述的内容火星（过时）。
语源：百度李毅吧
例句：今天同学发了个笑话给我，我表示他太～了。
引申：「年娇处，村通网」是「那年阿娇还是处女，楼主的村子刚刚通网」的缩略形式；「年楼液」是「那年楼主还是液体」的缩略形式。
请允悲qǐng yǔn bēi
释义：「请允许我做一个悲伤的表情」的缩略形式，实际上常常附带使用的是一个姚明大笑的表情。
语源：暴走漫画（作者：金馆长）
例句：公交车上的人向我投来了同情的眼神，～。
人干事rén gàn shì
释义：「这是人干的事吗」的缩略形式，用于吐槽关键镜头被和谐、剧情高潮时突然插入 ED 等灭绝人性的行为，也用于对某些非一般人类能够完成的壮举或困难的工作表示由衷的赞赏，例如坚持创作原创作品、大量制作神弹幕或坚持搬运大量新番。
语源：STAGE1 论坛
例句：这么长的教程，～？
人艰不拆rén jiān bù chāi
释义：「人生已经如此艰难，有些事就不要拆穿」的缩略形式。
语源：林宥嘉《说谎》（作词：施人诚）
例句：～，求别说。
人希 rén xī
释义：「XX，人类的希望！」的缩略形式，特用于 Google（谷歌，「谷人希」）、美国（美利坚，「美人希」）等，常见于 CnBeta 中关于 Google 或美国的文章评论中。
语源：CnBeta
例句：今天把玩了一把 Google Glass，感叹谷～！
社病我药shè bìng wǒ yào
释义：「社会生病了，为什么让我吃药」的缩略形式。
例句：尼玛我没想到他们这么快就结婚了，～啊魂淡！
十动然拒shí dòng rán jù
释义：「十分感动，然后拒绝了他」的缩略形式，用以形容屌丝被女神或男神拒绝后的自嘲、心酸心情。
语源：华中科技大学文华学院工程管理专业大四男生王文瑾花 212 天写16 万字情书于光棍节表白，被拒。
例句：我趁着情人节给女神买了 999 朵玫瑰，可惜女神～了，T_T。
爽场shuǎng chǎng
释义：「XX 一时爽，全家火葬场」（XX 为某种行为）的缩略形式。
例句：今早刚发的评论又没了，小编～！
说闹觉余shuō nào jué yú
释义：「其他人有说有笑有打有闹感觉自己很多余」的缩略形式。
例句：我总觉得自己已经是一个～的人了。
躺中 tǎng zhòng/ 躺枪 tǎng qiāng
释义：「躺着也中枪」的缩略形式，意思是自己什么也没做，没招惹别人却被别人言语无故攻击了，表示很无辜的感受或无可奈何的自嘲心情。
语源：周星驰《逃学威龙》
例句：明明是他做的恶作剧，肿么怪到我头上来了，我真是～啊。
体亏屁思tǐ kuī pì sī
释义：「都是体制的错，吃亏的是屁民，我不禁陷入了沉思」的缩略形式。
例句：一件撞船事故要怎么才够～，让你们见识一下。
天了噜 tiān le lu
释义：由「天惹奴」进化而来（噜或奴为语气助词），意为「我的天」「我的神啊」。
语源：淋语（Linguage，作者：蔡依林及她的粉丝们）
例句：～，你居然连天了噜都不知道是什么意思？
天凉王破tiān liáng wáng pò
释义：「天凉了，让王氏集团破产吧」的缩略形式，语出耽美小说，形容装 B 过度。
例句：楼主到此为止吧，～吧。
语源：雪幻狐《我的烈火保镖》
图样图森破 tú yàng tú sēn pò
释义：英文「Too young, too simple」的音译，语出某中央领导人，意为「太年轻，太天真」。原文是「你们啊，too young, too simple. Sometimes naïve!」（太年轻，太天真，有时很天真），因 2000 年香港女记者张宝华不断追问是否「钦点」董建华连任行政长官而勃然大怒做出此回应。
语源：江**
例句：呵呵，居然还跟我打起感情牌，真的是～。
引申：「奶无」「奶易腐」「拿衣服」等是「Sometimes naïve」的音译；「图样图森破奶易腐」是全文「Too young, too simple. Sometimes naïve!」的音译。
图种熊菊tú zhǒng xióng jú
释义：「发图不发种，菊花被熊捅」的缩略形式，形容对楼主发了「你懂的」级别的图却不留下可供下载的 BT 种子，以至于吊足围观群众口味行为的愤恨。
例句：第三天了还没见到种子，～啊楼主！
引申：「图种熊，门菊熊」、「熊已上路」等。
为弃疗wèi qì liáo /何弃疗 hé qì liáo
释义：「为什么放弃治疗」的缩略形式，用于表达对楼主放弃治疗（智商等）的惋惜之情。
例句：——不要管我！我已经放弃治疗了！ ——楼主～？
我伙呆 wǒ huǒ dāi /我伴都呆 wǒ bàn dōu dāi
释义：「我和小伙伴们都惊呆了」的缩略形式。
语源：小学生作文
例句：～，轮流发生性关系？
无图言屌wú tú yán diǎo /无图说锤 wú tú shuō chuí
释义：「没图你说个 JB」或「没图你说个锤子」的缩略形式。
例句：～，看半天没看懂。
喜大普奔xǐ dà pǔ bēn
释义：「喜闻乐见、大快人心、普天同庆、奔走相告」的缩略形式，含有幸灾乐祸的贬义。
语源：百度化学吧
例句：欣闻小吧主喜当爹，真是～呀。
细软跑xì ruǎn pǎo
释义：「收拾细软赶紧跑」的缩略形式，用以调侃发表了某些言论后，为了防止被查水表，要赶紧躲起来。
语源：百度李毅吧
例句：看过这个视频赶紧～，否则后果自负。
细思恐极xì sī kǒng jí /西斯空寂 xī sī kōng jì /细思极恐 xì sī jí kǒng
释义：「仔细想想，觉得恐怖至极」的缩略形式。
例句：原来我们一直都在喝假矿泉水，～啊。
醒工砖xǐng gōng zhuān
释义：「醒醒，工头喊你起来搬砖」的缩略形式。
例句：别再提～了，看看真实搬砖工的工资吧！
药电睡 yào diàn shuì
释义：「吃药，电击，睡觉」的缩略形式。
语源：和菜头
例句：这家伙每天被护士小姐追着～，可能还没好彻底吧。
爷五死yé wǔ sǐ
释义：「爷爷五岁就死了」的缩略形式。语出百度二战吧网友蓝色斯图卡，曾声称自己的爷爷五岁的时候就在丹东被美国的飞机炸死了，一直匿名发帖。
语源：百度二战吧（作者：蓝色斯图卡）
例句：楼主的经历简直让人无法直视，～吧？
语死早yǔ sǐ zǎo
释义：「语文老师死的早」的缩略形式，指语文水平低下（通常指有错别字或语句有歧义）、文章语病多、表达不明确等，也可以讽刺某人对一段话的错误理解。
语源：百度李毅吧
例句：真是～，说这么详细了还不明白？
引申：「英死早」、「数死早」等。 「语体教」是「语文是体育老师教的」的缩略形式，类似的还有「英体教」、「数体教」等。
自干五zì gān wǔ
释义：「自带干粮五毛」的缩略形式，用于自称。
例句：这下好了，连～们都不帮你了看你们还能怎么辩解？
战五渣zhàn wǔ zhā
释义：「战斗力只有 5 的渣渣」的缩略形式，多用于形容能力不行、战斗力低下、水平低，相当于「弱爆了」。日文版本是「戦闘力…たったの5か…ゴミめ…」
语源：《龙珠》
例句：我还以为是什么厉害角色，原来是个～。
长姿势/ 涨姿势zhǎng zī shì
释义：「长知识」的谐音。
例句：看完网络用语学习笔记，真是～了。
智捉zhì zhuō
释义：「智商捉急」的缩略形式。
例句：比字典写的还详细都不明白，你真是～啊。
注孤生 zhù gū shēng
释义：「注定孤独一生」的缩略形式。
语源：暴走漫画
例句：别犹豫了，赶紧买下来送给她吧，否则～。
引申：「屌智硬，注孤生」是「屌丝智商是硬伤，注定孤独一生」的缩略形式。
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傻多戴：sha duo dai
释义：「人傻钱多用戴尔」的缩略形式
语源：百度显卡吧
例句：帮我看看这本子，“奥~啊”
2015年新词
上了贼船，就跟贼走。女大十八变，越变越随便。
走自己的路，和爱情兵分两路。
是狼就炼好牙，是羊就炼好腿。
传销就是兔子专吃窝边草。
都说姐漂亮，其实都是妆出来的。
小鸟虽小，可它玩的却是整个天空。
曾经的海枯石烂，抵不过好聚好散。宁可去碰壁，也不要在家里面壁。
没有不变的承诺，只有说不完的谎言。
别扯那么远，谁保证你能活到那一天。
累吗？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的。
古时一剑闯荡天下，如今一贱放荡世界。
谁对我的感情能像对人民币那样坚定啊。
自从买了保险，过马路都不用看红绿灯了。
一觉醒来我以为我长高了，原来是被子盖横了。
我们始终都在练习微笑，终于变成不敢哭的人。
我不介意你骗我，我介意的是你的谎话骗不了我。
你说你会等我回来，你是等了，还找了一个人一起等。结婚证和卫生许可证的唯一区别是，它不挂在墙上。
在你头上拉屎的未必是敌人，也可能是你楼上的邻居。
活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地，半死不活浪费人民币。
牛肉面里没牛肉不要抱怨，老婆饼里面不也没有老婆嘛。
不经历星期一上午的崩溃，就不知道星期五下午的可贵。
小学生是一队一队，中学生是一堆一堆，大学生是一对一对。
自从人晒黑了，脸色好看了，牙齿变白了，喝酒都不脸红了。
人生就像迷宫，我们用上半生找寻入口，用下半生找寻出口。如果你爱上了别人请别告诉我，我没有你想象的那么勇敢。
坏人做一件好事叫回头是岸，好人做一件坏事叫临天亮尿床。
哄领导开心就做做假，哄群众开心就做做秀；哄自己开心就做做梦。
结婚就是“明知山有虎，偏向虎山行”，可是‘不入虎穴，焉得虎子’。
最快变成哲学家的是老公，最快变成经济学家的是老婆，最快变成战略家的是丈母娘。